What to Text After a Hookup (Without Being a Total Creep)
You've just woken up from the most epic hookup of your life (or so you thought). You're lying in bed, feeling like you're stuck in a post-coital haze, and wondering what on earth to text your new fling. Don't worry, friend, I gotchu.
We've all been there - that awkward morning-after moment where you're not sure if it's okay to hit send or just pretend the whole thing never happened. But fear not! I'm here to guide you through the treacherous waters of post-hookup texting, so you can avoid being a total creep and still maintain your dignity.
Here are some golden rules to live by:
- Don't overtext**: Keep it simple, silly! You don't need to send a novel-length message explaining how you're feeling or what you want. A few brief words will suffice.
- No awkward emojis**: We get it, the 🌊 and 😂 are cute, but when used in excess, they can come across as try-hard or even creepy. Stick to the basics: 😉, 👋, and 💁♀️ are your friends.
- Don't be too needy**: Remember that this is just a casual encounter (for now). Don't bombard them with texts asking where you stand or when you'll see each other again. Chill, G.
Now, onto the fun part - actual texting strategies! Here are some scenarios to consider:
You're feeling casual**: If you had a great time and don't feel the need to get too attached just yet, keep it light and playful:
- Hey, hope you're doing well! 😊
- Want to grab coffee or something sometime? ☕️
You're feeling hopeful**: If you really clicked with your hookup and want to keep the spark going:
- Hey, I had an amazing time last night! Would love to do it again soon 😊
- Thinking about you... wanna grab brunch or something this weekend? 🍳
You're feeling meh**: If the hookup didn't quite live up to your expectations, don't be afraid to keep it real:
- Hey, thanks for last night! You were really cool 😊
- I had a good time, but I think we'll just stick to casual for now 👋
Remember, the key is to be respectful and considerate of your hookup's feelings. Don't overthink it too much - just be yourself (or at least, a slightly more charming version of yourself). Happy texting, and may the odds be ever in your favor! 😊